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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 01:46

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Minds and Behinds

share office space ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Why is going on a date today so much different than it was when I was young?

No go.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Do intellectuals who peddle pseudoscientific tripe like simulation theory ever stop and think they are just dumb NPCs for Illuminati bot wars?

Still no good

Another attempt resulted in ...

Loons and Moons

Who are the actual "science deniers": people who wait until vaccines are proven effective, or people who believe that there are more than two genders?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So they tried

Hysterias & Posteriors

Over 60? Forget walking and swimming — this simple exercise builds strength and balance - Tom's Guide

So, the docs changed it to read

Then came..

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What shocking family behavior did you read about in India?

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No way

How airline fees have turned baggage into billions - BBC

Catatonics & High Colonics

No, not a chance

Nuts and Butts

What are the most common signs that a partner will cheat before it happens?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Everyone loved it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

I am still studying engineering. I feel worried being an average student. Can I get a good job in placement, buy a house, and a car? I don't know why I feel this.

Unacceptable again!

Just Forget it!

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Jane Birkin’s original Hermès bag goes on sale - CNN

They put up a sign reading

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Plane from Indianapolis diverted to Tulsa due to weather ahead of NBA Finals Game 1 - KOKH

Freaks and Cheeks

Next, they tried...

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids