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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 09:03

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Hysterias & Posteriors

No way

Why is there so much hate against black people?

So, the docs changed it to read

Freaks and Cheeks

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why does my cat get anxious during loud noises like thunderstorms or firework displays? Is this a common behavior for cats, and is there a way to help them cope with it?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No go.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Materialists review: This 'captivating' romantic drama explores love and money with 'piercing honesty' - BBC

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Why are most people broke?

Still no good.

So they tried

Then came..

Is it possible that my TF caused a kundalini awakening in another person? He is famous because He is a singer. We have not met physically yet, but I have gone through kundalini awakening and DNOTS and their ongoing. I have also had soul recognition so I know for sure that He is my Divine Counterpart and I do not have any doubts about it. But it is indeed perplexing that somebody had an awakening at the physical level because of Him. Is it a test for me? I have a mixture of feelings. On one hand I marvelled at Him and empathised with the person and on the other, I doubt if this just a test for me. I would appreciate your pov. Thank you for much.

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Loons and Moons

What would you change in the "Game of Thrones" storyline if you were one of the writers of the TV series?

Minds and Behinds

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Just Forget it!

Rumor: Nintendo Switch 2 launch sales in France revealed, country's fastest-selling system ever - Nintendo Everything

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Two Galaxy Clusters Are on a Collision Course, NASA’s Chandra X-Ray Observatory Reveals - The Daily Galaxy

No, not a chance

share office space ...

They put up a sign reading

Michigan Cup starting lineup: Chase Briscoe wins third pole in a row - NBC Sports

Nuts and Butts

Unacceptable again!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

The FCC is cracking down on EchoStar’s deployment of 5G. - The Verge

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Everyone loved it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Another attempt resulted in ...

Next, they tried...