What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 01:46

Minds and Behinds
share office space ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Why is going on a date today so much different than it was when I was young?
No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good
Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What shocking family behavior did you read about in India?
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No way
How airline fees have turned baggage into billions - BBC
Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance
Nuts and Butts
What are the most common signs that a partner will cheat before it happens?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Everyone loved it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Unacceptable again!
Just Forget it!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Jane Birkin’s original Hermès bag goes on sale - CNN
They put up a sign reading
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Plane from Indianapolis diverted to Tulsa due to weather ahead of NBA Finals Game 1 - KOKH
Freaks and Cheeks
Next, they tried...
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Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids